I can’t understand teens nowadays.

i-like-pigeons:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

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“The odd thing is, Harry, that it may not have meant you at all. Sibyll’s prophecy could have applied to two wizard boys, both born at the end of July that year, both of whom had parents in the Order of the Phoenix, both sets of parents having narrowly escaped Voldemort three times. One, of course, was you. The other was Neville Longbottom.”  -Albus Dumbledore

(Source: isaidnopeeking)

  • My Shiny Teeth And Me
My Shiny Teeth And Me by Chip Skylark
The Fairly OddParents
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

musings-and-lyrics:

tinker-timelord-detective-doctor:

chrybo:

cassandraemeraldsong:

kikaescoolio:

mercurialanomaly:

goldentulips:

genuinely one of the best and most catchy written-for-a-tv-show songs i’ve ever heard

This is a MUST reblog

Instant reblog.

This song always make me smile like an idiot.

I LOVE THIS SONG

I knew exactly what it was but I still grinned and started dancing in my chair

(Source: chasingphotos)


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twospoonsofoatmealacouplanuts:

Also as promised- HeliumVoice!Brian from the Fan Challenge vid. 

(Source: jazbay)

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

i-wannabe-a-modern-dancer:

instantremorse:

dr-bruce-banner:

maxi-pads:

agentclintbarton:

penispadalecki:

ipraytocas:

thelastdragomir:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

oh

TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUP OVER TE LAY O

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

TE QUICK BRON FOX JUPS OVER TE LAZY O

same

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

HE QUIC BROWN IOX UMP PVER HE Z OG

dumb

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUMPED OVER HE LA DOG

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

THE QUIIK BRPWM DOG JUMPS OVER TJE :AZY FOS

TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUP OVER TE LAZY O

How do you make holy water?

asherlockian:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

actinoutloud:

badwolfcomplex:

catholicfemininegenius:

Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.

This is the best joke.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS JOKE.

it took me a while to get this but oh my gOD

REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET OVER 10 FOLLOWERS.

time-lord-on-baker-street:

I didn’t even think I’d get 1..

(Source: imjustagirlwithadr3am)